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February 12

Trip from hell!

Well, yesterday I got a call to go out of town. So I went to pick up the deck truck and decided to take it not realizing what was in store for me! So, I went and picked up the deck truck loaded up the Explorer and called my mother to see if she wanted to come for a drive. Hahahaha
 It was good until we hit the outskirts of the Perimeter highway....Of course! Then as we drove further, I knew we were in for one helluva drive to better describe it. We were heading down the 59 North heading towards Grand Beach. The snow...Oh, the snow!!!! By the time we hit the 304 to turn onto the secondary road from hell, we were lucky to see 20 feet in front of us. Muhahahahahaahaha
 Did i ever tell you how much i love my job? We hit that 304 and were lucky to be doing 50-60 kms an hour, for you Americans, that's about 30 miles an hour. We were heading to hick town nowhere!!!!!
 
So we get to Powerview, Manitoba. Decided to go into a restaurant to grab a coffee and let me clear up my head for the drive back. That was the funniest shit ever. There were about 15 people in the rat hole restaurant and I was all in my camoflauge jacket trying to be inconspicuous.
The bunch of Red Necks all stopped what they were doing....Knowing we were Outsiders....Meaning we come from somewhere where there is actually civilization. Pretty comical.  But after the coffee and my white knuckles back to their original color, we took the long trek home. Pretty good driving, I didn't hit the ditch. Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee-Hawwwwwwwwwww
Hey Mom, you coming on my next voyage? Hahahahahahahahaahahahahahahahahahaha
 
January 28

Seven kinds of SEX!!!!!


Seven Kinds Of Sex .... 
                 
The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex.
This kind of sex happens when you first meet
Someone and you both have sex until you are
Blue in the face.

The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for
A short time and you are so needy you will have
Sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

The 3rd kind of sex is called ... Bedroom Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for a
Long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you
Usually have sex only in your bedroom.

The 4th kind of sex is called ... Hallway Sex.
This is when you have been with your partner for too
Long. When you pass each other in the hallway you
Both say ... 'F**k You.'

The 5th kind of sex is called ... Religious Sex.

Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the
Afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)

The 6th kind is called ... Courtroom Sex.

This is when you cannot stand your wife/husband any more. She/he
Takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

And . Last ... But not least ...


The 7th kind of sex is called ... Social Security Sex.

You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy your self.

PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME

WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.
 

I have enough problems of my own !!!


 
January 12

Anyone have a smoke?

Ok, Well now. I finally decided a month and a half ago to quit smoking those disgusting cigarettes that turn your mouth into a factory of pollution. You get my point? So I did. Cold turkey to boot! Bravo!!!!! LOL. Now, where was I... So like I said, it's been over a month that I stopped. I've been really good. I buy a cigar here and there, well maybe more there some days if that makes sense? I'll get to the point.
 
There are days where I cannot stand the smell of the cigarettes. And then there are days when I actually find myself drifting towards the smoke. Does your body actually miss it that much? I'm afraid so! The first 3 days of quitting was the most brutal... You looked at me in the wrong way and be prepared to run! LOL. No, actually I wasn't that bad, though I felt like I was having an out of body experience. I seriously felt like I was floating above my body and I wasn't on earth. It was great. hehe. I am however at that point to steer clear of touching a cigarette cause I know far too well what happens when you light that 1 single cigarette and let that disgusting nicotine flow through your body but I'll honestly say that I DO MISS THE STUPID THINGS!!!!!!!!
 
But be strong Dan... I now resort to lifting more weights than my body can handle and laugh like an idiot but that's what's been doing it for me. So anyone who is quitting or recently quit... YOU CAN DO IT! For all you that have tried and failed. LOSERS!!!! Hahahahahahahaha. Just kidding. Keep trying and you'll eventually pull it off!
 
Now I'm going to shut my yap and go lift some more weights!
The picture I'm about to paste was the funniest! I was working out and decided to max out my weights! Almost a disaster. BUT FUNNY. That's a story in itself for another day! LMFAO
 
 
 
January 01

2009

Well, where will 2009 bring us? All I know is I'm gonna have fun! I can remember years ago when I was a kid thinking...WoW, the year 2000 is so far away! LMAO. Well, why did it fly right by? We're in 2009! WTF? I've been blessed with a great life, have 3 of the greatest kids anyone could ask for, I'm healthier now than I've ever been in my entire life.
It is sad however, from some of the people that I speak to on here, how horrible their lives are and they still have the time and energy and  they seem like the happiest people in the world! My hat is definately off to you. It just goes to show that no matter how bad you think you have it, there is always someone that has it worse off. Sad to say but it makes me realize how my problems are so tiny compared to the hell others go through! I've never been the best person to talk to, I used to hold everything inside until I would explode and that is my one resolutions that I swore would never happen again. I know that I am a much better person now and can think and focus on the positive things in my life now, instead of the negative.
I just had to thank some of you for making me keep my chin up through the rough times I've had over the past year. I'm so happy now it's disgusting and I feel it's my time to help others in need out. Maybe, I'm getting older and wiser but better late than never!
All the best wishes for everyone in 2009. This is going to be the start of the best years of my life!!!!!
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!
 
 
Our drunken New Year's Eve! Good times. hahahahahahahahahahaha
I was a rockstar for 3 hours until I couldn't sing anymore! Sorry to all that had to witness that!!!!! ROFLMAO
December 30

HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!!!!!

Just want to wish you all a Happy New year! This is the time of the year to forget about fighting over petty things and move on to newer and better times! Live it up to the fullest! Now go out there and PARTY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm going to drink like a fish and hope that the hangover stays in 2008! Take care, all the best!
Dan
 
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Carolwrote:
Enjoy your day Danny, Hugs
 
June 21
SETHwrote:
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I know what I have to do. Yup, I have to find my way back here again and soon! So… I am warning you. I will be stopping by again and not just to annoy you but to catch up with what may or may not be new with you. That’s what I am up to!     :o)      Cheers to you!

June 7
SETHwrote:

I'm just running through msn spaces to try and catch up with everyone. Here’s hoping that things are going well with you… enjoy the upcoming week. Keep well!

June 7
SETHwrote:
If you my friend, were to jump off a bridge, I would do the next best thing. I would row a boat out to save you’re a** and then ask you “… now why the heck did you go and do that for, did ya really think I would follow ya?…”
Have a great upcoming week!


May 31
SETHwrote:


Stopping in to check up on you! Here's hoping that today is going well for you and that better days are yet to follow.
 
May 30