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    January 28

    Seven kinds of SEX!!!!!


    Seven Kinds Of Sex .... 
                     
    The 1st kind of sex is called ... Smurf Sex.
    This kind of sex happens when you first meet
    Someone and you both have sex until you are
    Blue in the face.

    The 2nd kind of sex is called ... Kitchen Sex.
    This is when you have been with your partner for
    A short time and you are so needy you will have
    Sex anywhere, even in the kitchen.

    The 3rd kind of sex is called ... Bedroom Sex.
    This is when you have been with your partner for a
    Long time. Your sex has gotten routine and you
    Usually have sex only in your bedroom.

    The 4th kind of sex is called ... Hallway Sex.
    This is when you have been with your partner for too
    Long. When you pass each other in the hallway you
    Both say ... 'F**k You.'

    The 5th kind of sex is called ... Religious Sex.
    Which means you get Nun in the morning, Nun in the
    Afternoon and Nun at night. (Very Popular)

    The 6th kind is called ... Courtroom Sex.
    This is when you cannot stand your wife/husband any more. She/he
    Takes you to court and screws you in front of everyone.

    And . Last ... But not least ...

    The 7th kind of sex is called ... Social Security Sex.
    You get a little each month. But not enough to enjoy your self.

    PLEASE DO NOT REPLY TO TELL ME
    WHAT STAGE YOU ARE IN.
     
    I have enough problems of my own !!!

     
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    Pwrote:
    Hi Dan, I have to laugh this is funny lol...hope you doing well...just got back 2 days ago from a cruise and 3 wks in Florida...here in Ontario, the weather got warmer since I came home, lucky me...lol...Take good care and I hope you have a great week. xxPauline
    Feb. 8
    ··¤ SETHwrote:
    Well hello to you! I trust that all is well with you. Here's hoping that your week is going smooth! And hey.... in just two days, tomorrow will be yesterday.... bwahahaha! Cheers!
    Feb. 5
    ··¤ SETHwrote:
    Wow....so so funny !!! BUT YOU FORGOT ONE.... INCOME TAX SEX, WHERE YOU GET SCREWED ONLY ONCE A YEAR !!!
    Jan. 31
    ··¤ SETHwrote:
    What about doggy style - you beg for half an hour then she rolls over and plays dead! Aaaargh!

    I better stop... this is not making me look good. Bwahahaha!
    Jan. 31
    ··¤ SETHwrote:
    Sure... take all the fun out of leaving a comment. Pffft! :o) I would just like to know why "Pity Sex" and "7-11 Sex (you're in and you're out quick)" didn't make the list. Bwahahaha!

    I think sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it.
    Jan. 31

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